(singing and strumming) "-aaaaaand what is that you cannot get, not something may eas'ly forget? pyramidal blessings all around, commune with me, and ye'll be found!"

I testify today, ladies and lords, kobolds and cows, you'll never know peace until you find your destiny in The Illuminated.

Ever wonder why the sky changes colors? Or, the why the floral faces turn upwards when the winter frost melts to soft morning dew? Or how the best sandwich condiments are made?

WE ARE THE ILLUMINATED!!

Holy Arcanist Illuminus of the Heavens..
we beseech the presence of Divine Illumination..

Holy Arcanist Illuminus of the Heavens!!!!!!!!!!!!

ILLUMINATE US!

**WARNING - what The Illumined bestows, The Illuminated can revoke. **

JOIN US and be saved from the Ultimate Darkening!

"wait wut??? ... for the last time, NO THIS IS NOT A DUNCE CAP!!"

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