It seems like Homer has found a new customer for his self-proclaimed "best brew in the land". Once a brave and determined combatant, Battle Mage Baird of the Villa has traded his weapon for ale in the company of Homer.

You can now find Baird spending (what most people would believe) too much time sipping on Homer's creation in a nearby bar.

• "What's the purpose of life if not to enjoy a good ale while cheating death!?" - Said Homer. Adding: "A beer a day, keeps the doctor away!"

One might think Battle Mage Baird has had one too many beers. But, let's be honest, can you really tell the difference?

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