Today Was A Good Day

I was late. It wasn't always like this. I went out to the shed to sell a pony to a woman named Canis. Moog the Lackluster had brought me some joy, but he was not of utility to my journey moving forward. I'm a time traveling wizard you see. I've seen most of whatever this place seems to be.

Breakfast was good today. I had 2 ethereum to spend from selling Moog, so I went back to 2009 and bought some Mcdonald's french fries and stopped at the grocery store to get some Frank's RedHot. I poured the Frank's Redhot on the McDonald's fries and tried to forget about the next horrifying 50 years of my life.

I can only travel back in time. I don't mention this often, but shifting into the future is something I am not skilled in yet. It takes an amazingly creative wizard to do that, which wasn't something that existed.

I traveled back to my old age to check the time. I put on some Spottie Wifi to remind me in the end WAGMI.

BUMP IT LOUD FOR DA HOOD

More treasure on a USB than you could ever try to measure with some USD. 5528 WELCOME BACK TO ORIGIN CITY

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