ARTIFICER MUSHY OF THE SURF

Likes:

.Vintage video game consoles

.Collecting vintage game cartridges

Dislikes:

• Super Mario World

• Super Mario Bros

• Super Mario Bros 2

• Super Mario Bros 3

• Super Mario 64

• Super Mario Land

• Super Mario Land 2

• Italian Plumbers

• Greedy Gaming Corporations

Origins:

After defying his destiny and narrowly escaping from being eaten by a horny italian plumber, he accidentally stumbled onto a portal now nicknamed " The I.N.T.E.R.N.E.T".

Attempting to inspect the mysterious structure he tripped and fell face first into the abyss, what a clumsy soab.

In a blink of an eye, Mushy found himself standing in the middle of a crypt.

Before he had time to react, the sound of a large explosion echoed through the chambers then a sea of fire shot past the corridor to his left.

Anyone else would have ran in the opposite direction but lets face it, Mushy isn't the brightest tool in the shed.

I mean look at him.

Curiosity egged him on as he walked down the corridor and he stumbled upon a ghostly figure fisting an ugly giant lady.

He's not sure what kind of fetish those two were into but as quick as the battle started the ghostly figure ended it with a barrage of flaming fists raining from the sky.

As he watched the hulking behemoth crumble and burn, a soul flew out and returned to an urn on the altar nearby.

"WTF was that?" Mushy cried out, not realising who stood in front of him.

Soul #705 aka "THE PLUM LORD" was just smashing his old flame Jessica for the 69th time today.

Turning to face the mushroom headed child that was peeking his head out from the corridor, he calmly responded - "Magic".

His chance encounter with the Ethereal Spectre in the crypt of the moon temple was the catalyst for his ultimate quest:

Return to his old world and stop mega corporation NEETendoo and their champion Mushrio from ruining it with their corporate greed.

And so the story of Mushy begins.

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