Arch-Magician Spore Boy of the Sun

Spore Boy of the Sun does not arrive-he bursts forth. At any given moment, he might appear trailing golden spores, bellowing a morning anthem of his own invention, and insisting the sun itself is “feeling particularly heroic today.”

He’s a wizard, of course. An arch-magician, by title. Whether that title was earned, claimed, or simply shouted until others accepted it is a detail best left alone. What matters is that his spells work-most of the time-and they are as luminous and unpredictable as the wizard himself.

His magic draws from light, warmth, and sheer audacity. Solar pulses, radiant bursts, levitating flower petals that turn into flashbangs-all standard fare. He once lit an entire midnight duel with a single pointed glance. Witnesses later described the effect as “aggressively cheerful.”

Spore Boy’s familiar, Crackerjack, is a crow with a serious demeanor and a deep understanding of tactical retreat. She is widely believed to be the brains of the partnership, though he disputes this by insisting she still hasn’t learned to sing.

He keeps no fixed home. No known tower, cave, grove, or keep. Some say he lives where the sun shines brightest. Others say his “home” is whatever space he’s in for longer than fifteen minutes. Wherever he is, it’s never far from laughter, color, and a suspicious number of sun mirrors.

He doesn’t attend wizard councils in the traditional sense. He interrupts them. Usually mid-sentence. Often via skywriting. He once disrupted a vote on the ethics of weather manipulation by summoning a double rainbow and declaring a national holiday.

Despite his flair, Spore Boy is respected-begrudgingly-by even the most austere magicians. Not because they understand him, but because strange things tend to go right around him. Unpredictably. Explosively. Gleefully.

And if you ever hear birdsong, smell citrus, and feel the air warm ever so slightly, don’t be alarmed. It likely just means Spore Boy is on his way.

Whether you wanted him to be or not.

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