The Lore of Pyromancer Jameel of the Quantum Downs

Chapter I - Report of Psychological Assessment

Jameel is a 271 years and 3 months old dream master adolescent. He was advised to take a psychological evaluation to determine his current cognitive and emotional status. Jameel has spent the first two centuries of his life in the Quantum Downs, a dark space, solely illuminated by bioluminescent organisms. This can be seen as a contributing factor to his fertile imagination, but also lack of concentration outside of the Quantum Downs. Jameel displays an exceptional level of intelligence and a strong urge to control dreams. He describes it as “great fun” and does not comprehend the problem of non-consensual dream control.

Chapter II - Article from the Runiverse Herald

The 1000th Burning Kobold Festival promised to be the biggest, family-friendly event of the Runiverse, this year. Not even three days into the week-long festivities, around Dream Master Lake, and yet another incident causes controversy and outrage. As every evening, all dream masters gathered around the lake, to create a dream so powerful it appears in the night sky. This time, instead of wonderful creatures and rainbow colors, visitors caught sight of giant kobold genitalia. According to eyewitnesses, several wizards collapsed and required medical treatment.

At the time of printing the cause remains unclear. Master of ceremony, Magus Wazir of the Mount, denied his complicity in the incident. “I am only ringing my bell here,” he insisted, before demonstratively ringing his bell in front of the journalists.

It is to be hoped that the festival proceeds without further complications. The first uproar happened during opening night; the giant wooden kobold statue in the middle of the lake caught fire. It is usually burned during the closing ceremony.

Chapter III - Runi P.D. Report

Suspect: Pyromancer Jameel of the Quantum Downs Age: 273

Suspect arrested after being found asleep in a tree near Dream Master Lake. He was in possession of fireworks that can be associated with the ignition of the kobold statue. The suspect states that he sympathizes with kobolds; he wants to put an end to the appropriation of their culture. He explains that the Burning Kobold Festival was founded by kobolds as a simple beer fest. After some serious miscalculations, they had asked dream masters, known for their soberness, to assist with the planning. The suspect elaborates that kobolds were banned from the festival, after Big Potion Corp joined as a sponsor. He concludes his confession with loud kobold sounds.

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