The page is singed on all sides, and coated in an orange ooze that is warm to the touch. One particularly burnt edge dissolved in a semi-circular border, as if something took a bite. One quickly scribbled list fits between the goo.

Remember to call mother, missed birthday

Close conduit to Nasty Town before company comes over.

Send invoice to Wizard #4589 for the custom cypher.

Entered by: 0x10DC…1855 and preserved on chain (see transaction)