Sturgis is a practitioner of a much a very tasty branch of sorcery known as Salad Magick. No wizard alive can chop tomatoes, sprinkle croutons or emulsify a delicious vinaigrette like he.
Do not sneer at the power of this Magick for it has defused many a conflict and slain many a foe. Was it not a delectable niçoise that cooled the wrath of the dragon clans when they made parlay with the Undertrolls? Was it not a covert chili sauce that, hidden in an unassuming caesar salad, made low the Ape of Moloch ("a pox upon his name", as the villagers still say).
No, this Magick is powerful. And its uses are manifold.
Now, pass the salad tongs.
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