The Dessert Keeper

I know what you’re thinking, this guy must love the sun. Not so fast. It turns despite his title being Celah of the Desert, he hates the desert and the heat in general, mostly preferring the cold, freezing climate of his families native homeland. In reality, the only reason he bears this title is due to a miscommunication. In fact, when choosing his title to pursue, Celah mistakenly thought it said “Celah of the Dessert” as in cake and ice cream; as opposed to having a heat stroke and seeing mirages. It was only after Celah was left alone in the desert for six months to explore his heritage, that the truth dawned on him. Not only would he not be getting any dessert for a long time, he will be cleaning the sand out of ALL his crevices for eternity.

But with the extreme heat, comes a positive. As the ruler of this land, Celah is in charge of all travelers who pass by or attempt to develop on this forsaken land. Which means if anyone tries to open a shop in the middle of the desert, Celah of the Desert will make sure it’s a Baskin Robbins.

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