Lore of the noble Sage Allistair of the Cosmos

... hear ye hear ye the illustrious mysteries of the cosmos ...

Ever since the big bang initiated the creation of the Universe, an absolute and impressive nothingness has filled the earliest surroundings of the Universe. The first eons of the marriage between space and time were described by a haunting stillness. Where most would feel despair and loneliness in such environments, this can not be said of our brave hero Allistair. One could even argue that it is where he feels most comfortable, since it has been his home for as long as he can remember.

As Allistair witnessed the slow progression of time, he became friends with every newly formed star in the universe. They jokingly yet lovingly named him friend Allistair, since he was good friends with all stars in the Universe.

All the stars came to Allistair with their problems.

Why do I feel so gassy all the time Allistair ?

Asked one star, slightly frightened. Allistair calmly explained:

You are literally made up out of only Hydrogen and Helium

Another star told Allistair a secret that he had been hiding for millenia:

How come I feel so attracted to my neighbour star?

Allistair smiled and lightheartedly answered:

First of all, it is a very nice blue star, so I understand. Second of all, the attraction is caused by the force of gravity, so I can already let you in on another secret: that star feels exactly as much attracted to you as you are to that star.

And the star was relieved from its worries once more. Since Allistair had not much to do than learn about the wase of the Universe, he inevitably evolved in the wisest of all beings. In books and from mouth to mouth he was always referred to as Sage Allistair Of The Cosmos. His fame rose to such heights that the black hole in the Milyway, his favorite galaxy, was even named after him: Sagittarius A(llistair).

In the infinite abyss of time Allistair helped countless beings with their worrisome lives and troubles. Until the unfaithful year of 2022 when the aid and knowledge of Allistair was requested by a particularly adorable star, named The Sun.

The Sun asked Allistair not for a problem he experienced, but a planet that was orbiting the Sun.

O wise Sage Ally, would you please shed the light of your infinite knowledge on of my planets called Earth..

Asked the Sun, who came across a little agitated.

What seems to be problem with Earth, Sun?

Answered Allistair patiently.

I am very afraid that my beloved planet Earth has developed a quite serious form of Human...

Allistair jolted upright and was absolutely petrified after hearing that word.

Humans, you say, Sun .... ? This is more serious than I thought. I complement you for coming to me, not all stars would dare to do so. We must act accordingly and most important... we must act right now.

TO BE CONTINUED

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