"It was a skull... no wait, pretty sure it's wooden, so a staff or a stick or something."
"I did have something right? All wizards do right? Oh man, I need to stop with the pipe... I keep losing things and those Mambo guys make fun of me every time."
Whoa!!! Where did that snake come from?! You all see it, right?
That's it, I'm putting the pipe down for good... well maybe just one last puff."