I’m a wizard, I’m a warlock, I’m a wonder of the age. I’m a sorcerer, magician, prestidigitator, mage.

I can change into a chicken, or perhaps a purple pig. I can wave my wand and, presto, I’m a waffle with a wig.

With the power in my pinky I can burst like a balloon or transform into a tiger with the head of a baboon.

If I wiggle on my earlobe or I knock upon my knee I become a dancing doughnut or a turtle in a tree.

Just a simple incantation and I deftly disappear, which I never should have done because I’ve been this way all year.

And despite my mighty magic I’m impossible to see, for I never learned the spells I need to turn back into me.

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