Now, this is a story all about how
My life got flipped-turned upside down
And I'd like to take a minute
Just sit right there
I'll tell you how I became the prince of a Red Wizard Capital
In Weird House born and raised
On the playground was where I spent most of my days
Chillin' out, maxin', relaxin', all cool
And all shootin' some magic outside of the school
When a couple of guys who were up to no good
Started making trouble in my neighborhood
I got in one little fight and my mom got scared
She said, "You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Red Wizard Capital"
I begged and pleaded with her day after day
But she packed my suitcase and sent me on my way
She gave me a kiss and then she gave me my ticket
I took my cane on and said, "I might as well kick it"
I whistled for a carriage and when it came near
The door plate said, "Fresh" and it had dice in the mirror
If anything I could say that this carriage was rare
But I thought "Nah, forget it, yo, holmes to Red Wizard Capital"
I pulled up to the house at about seven or eight
And I yelled to the carriage, "Yo holmes, smell ya later"
I looked at my kingdom
I was finally there
To sit on my throne as the prince of Red Wizard Capital
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