Personal Life

Cartomancer Merlon of the Desert is used to friends referring to her as "Catomancer".

But she's like, "I am a practitioner of CARDS not CATS!" And her friends are all, "Then why do you always have a cat with you?" To which she responds, "Ori is my familiar who just happens to be a cat! Now. Would you like to see a really cool card trick?" To which they usually respond, "No, but we'd love to see a cool cat trick!"

At this point, Merlon summons a giant sandstorm which destroys her enemies (who used to be her friends, mind you, until they just wouldn't let the stupid "Catomancer" thing go)

Merlon's favorite pastime is playing TriPeaks Solitaire. She loves all the cool sounds and effects that play as she enters a state of zen and relaxation.

She's also great at parties, although her cat, Ori, often screws up her magic tricks by batting the doves out from the hidden compartment in her robe.

Merlon hopes to settle down someday, but it's tough to find a mate who doesn't mind a crazy cat lady, enjoys card games, and you definitely don't want to hear what happened to the suitor who expected her to provide cookies and pie because he thought she was "Merlon of the Dessert"... Poor wizard, that one.

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