The Lore of Hedge Wizard Caligula of the Bastion

It rained again. Right according to plan, 90% of the rain was blocked by this fine shrubbery I had found myself in last night.

According to plan, the other 10% was absorbed by my dinner suit. Sure, it'd been months since I'd been to a formal party. But by George, I'm prepared for the next one.

If there's anything can be said about Caligula, it's that I am always prepared for a fancy party! I'm always dressed well.

"Clean?" well that's an entirely different proposition..

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