Parker Chisler of Muscle Mountain #9509

Atop the legendary peaks of Muscle Mountain, where warriors forge their bodies into living legends, flexes Parker, the most fashionable force of nature to ever bench-press a boulder. His signature jade headband and perpetually equipped sunglasses remain mysteriously untouched by sweat, even during his famous thousand-rep training sessions. The sword he carries, nicknamed "The Definition," was reportedly forged in a vat of pre-workout powder and tempered with pure determination. His shield, emblazoned with a sacred protein shake motif, doubles as a highly impractical serving platter for his post-workout meals. At his side prowls Gains, a leopard who joined him after being thoroughly impressed by Parker's superior sprinting form. Together they maintain the most flamboyant training grounds in the realm, where the weights are plated with gold and every mirror is enchanted to show your best angles. Local legends claim he once challenged a mountain giant to a flexing contest and won so decisively that the giant retired to become a yoga instructor. Though the Council of Iron questions his teaching methods, none can deny the results when his students emerge from training not only stronger, but somehow radiating the same inexplicable confidence that allows them to make even the most basic armor look runway-ready.

Entered by: 0x1697…778F and preserved on chain (see transaction)