Once there was a cunning, bold young man who dreamed of being a great warrior. He lived off the land together with his father. He had several chickens, and his favorite was a rooster named Weewee.
One fateful day, bandits attacked their homestead. The young man grabbed all he could find at hand to defend himself: A small buckler, and a hunting knife. His hours of training paid off, and he carved through the bandits in a gory display.
Villagers who witnessed it came to call the man Slicer. However, victory did not come without a cost. Burns to the top of his head left him forever unable to grow hair, and he was unable to save his beloved cock; it was dead.
Slicer would simply have to learn to live with no hair and a dead cock. He vowed to take vengeance on the bandit clan, and is hunting down their ilk to this day.
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