Who Invited this Guy?

It's Friday, which means it's time for Mondo to become the weekend warrior he truly is.

But this weekend is different.

His old pal Snoopy informed him of a golf outing at the Elderglyph Golf Course.

Mondo hasn't golfed much in his life, but he heard about the open bar and couldn't resist.

So he and his trusty goat, Patches, headed to the outing. By the ninth hole, Mondo had already had a few too many drinks. But he stuck around to have a few more.

By the eighteenth hole, Mondo was sloshed harder than a kobold on a Tuesday. Despite the haze, Mondo had a great time.

His goat ate the scorecard and most of Mondo's golf bag. But who's keeping score anyway?

It's better to lose count of how many strokes it took when you're having as many drinks as Mondo did.

As Mondo wrapped up his golf experience at Elderglyph Golf Course, he declared to the front desk in perfect, crisp, drunken clarity, "I'll be back!"

Mondo took one step away from the desk and promptly fell flat on his face.

Patches, mildly embarrassed but entirely used to Mondo's behavior, chomped onto Mondo's pants and dragged him out of the main office.

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