Goblin Beer

This? You don’t want any of this. You think you do. But you don’t. This here’s Goblin Beer kid. You’ve gotta be real far gone to start drinking Goblin Beer. Like me.

A bitter drawn out laugh escapes the mans lips as he takes another swig

This doesn’t fill you up. It empties you out.

But, it makes you strong, yes it does.

It empties you out and then it takes you. I mean what kind of a fucking human being starts drinking Goblin Beer? You’ve gotta be REAL far gone. Like me. I never had a goddamn thing in my life, but it wasn’t until I lost everything I never had that I felt the call.

Normal spirits weren’t cutting it. The Tower just wore me out man… it wore me fucking out. I had that first sip…

The man shakes his head

It was all over. I knew it as soon as it hit my lips. It was meant for me.

He pats himself on the shoulder

Good old Jeremy. You’re one of the select few! A lucky degenerate who can drink Goblin filth and not lose their fucking mind! A real lottery winner.

*Jeremy laughs until he trails off and punctuates the emotion with a hollow “Fuck me.”

And fuck you too kid, for asking about this shit. Just let me slowly kill myself in peace like everybody else here does. And don’t you dare think about drinking this fucking shit. Or I’ll kill you too.

Jeremy crushes the bottle with his barehand. Blood streams from his closed fist, but he doesn’t seem to notice. You quickly scurry away and rethink your life decisions

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