The Lore of Lewd Revenant Hagar of Goblin town

Hagar was just a run-of-the-mill pervert who terrorized the town's women with his Peeping Tom antics until one day he pissed off the wrong noblewoman's husband and found himself on the receiving end of the beating of his life. That wasn't what killed him though, he broke his neck when he fell off the stretcher on the way to the local hospital. But Hagar was a survivor, he still wasn't dead...not even when he contracted smallpox at the hospital while receiving treatment for his injuries...he actually recovered from all those mishaps, and in gratitude to the divine above, vowed to abandon his lecherous ways. He got his act together, read a book about how to be a proper gentleman, started courting a fine lass he met down at the tavern...then he contracted syphilis from her and died.

Now he runs around as an undead revenant bedecked in nothing but a loincloth with a flaming toad for a companion (rumor has it the toad will turn into a prince if someone kissed him, but to date no one has dared). Oh, and he's still obsessed with women. He knows magic now, and it amazes him how one well-placed Invisibility spell can elevate his voyeuristic escapades to levels far beyond what he was capable of back when he was still alive. Hagar has truly upped his game...no longer confined to one small village, he now lives in infamy as the terror of all nubile dames and damsels in the Forgotten Runes. He also no longer fears beatings from wrathful husbands because these tend to run screaming in the other direction as soon as they glimpse his skeletal visage.

But deep down, Hagar is still a romantic at heart and his greatest desire is to one day find himself a nice lady who accepts him despite all his personality deficits and settle down with her. House in the suburbs of Goblin Town, white picket fence, a few ghoulish children running around, maybe an undead cat...the whole shebang. He is stockpiling gold coins with the goal of amassing enough funds to hire the most famous matchmaker in all the lands to help him find his dream woman. In the meantime, there are lots of buxom babes in the Runiverse who need to be ogled, and no one is better at ogling than Lewd Revenant Hagar.

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